Dear Couch

I love you, really I do. Sometimes you are too much for me. You're great when I want to relax and watch movies or football. Today however, our relationship has been too long. I'm tired of you. I know I ignored you all week because of school work but I'd really like it if you would just let me go out and enjoy my weekend. I promise I'll make it up to you. Too much time with you makes me feel lonely and left out. I don't like that feeling. We are best friends but I need socialization. I know you've had help this time with your friend sickness but you have to let go now. I'd like to go out and make memories if you wouldn't mind. Thank you.